What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : So, are you seeing someone?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Why do most atheists in debates with theists take Bible verses out of context much of the time? Are they lying maliciously or do they not understand theology enough to understand the meaning?

Me : Because it's month of August.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

What are the pros and cons of banning homosexuality?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

What are Best Breakfast Places in Pune?

Me : Thank you.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

How will the article end in Part III of Gleissner's hit piece?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

What are some prime examples of gibberish from the bible?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

What is your best forbidden sex story that felt so right?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

What are some cute stories with your crush?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Why do flat Earthers run away like whipped dogs with their tails between their legs when asked simple questions that expose their delusions as fantasy?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : I don't drink

What are the challenges associated with the birth narratives of Jesus?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : No

What kind of person does a narcissist hate?

He : I'm 24.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : Tea ?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : Sure.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.